death waltz indeed!

I just want to say that this is an amazing piece. If you've ever played this before, let me know! I'd love to witness it's performance.

And just for the record...no one will be able to convince me to give a performance of it myself. I may be a music freak, but not that hardcore! 

Also, please read all of the instructions written in the music itself. AMAZING!

oil bow?

insert peanuts?

light explosives?

increase breathing?

release the penguins?

if you can't play this, why don't you call your Mommy?

switch to your Sears violin?